Go Glover

To go Glover
v.
intrns.
The state of being too old for something, particularly this shit.

"I don't mean to go Glover on this shit, but I can't be rolling on a school night."

by Fantasticmadeofplastic February 1, 2008

Glooper

Glooper is a label you give to a cat or goat that is particularly funny, such as when a cat sniffs your phone camera, you would call that a glooper pic.

"Oh my god Sarah, my cat Frank is such a glooper, look at this photo of him."
"Wow Jeanna, he really is!"

by kuishiba August 28, 2022

A Danny Glover Moment

The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".

Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.

"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."

"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."

"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."

by Roos26 October 29, 2012

Rubber Glover

Someone who whacks off wearing a rubber glove on their wanking hand

Man, Bens at it again, that guys such a rubber glover lately

by Alan Hazlehurst May 25, 2008

Gloober

The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.

"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."

by TheHotPop May 3, 2007

gloober

A failed attempt at expelling phlem or other liquid material from one's mouth with the end result of having the liquid material land on the originator's chin, forehead shirt, or other part of the body.

Nice job genius, you just gloobered on yourself.. I guess that teaches you to spit in public..

by Jimi Spier December 27, 2007

Danny Glover

-Verb.
The act of accomplishing a task that far surpasses your likely abilities.

Dude. You totally 'Danny Glovered' that predator!

by tConns February 14, 2010