Globber

Someone who whilst they are pregnant, likes to lick the globby discharge from their panties.

Globber: "Oh once when I was pregnant, I had this clear globby discharge leaking out of my gash. So I decided to lick it!" Stunned Person: "Ewww! WTF YOU SICK BITCH? What did it taste like?" Globber: Like piss and baby shit"

by Globster January 27, 2009

Globber

One who globs huge spoonfuls of peanut butter into one's mouth as a snack, a meal, or a brief antidote for life's anxieties.

Is she into cooking?

Nah, she's a globber.

by fritz_lapook September 28, 2009

Globbermonstress

A female Globbermonster

Mallory and Erin are Globbermonstress's because they represent globbermonsters

by el poopino October 14, 2003

Globber

An individual, who as part of a larger group, will occupy the majority of a sidewalk's width preventing other individuals from passing by. This person is typically moving at a slow pace while engaged in pointless conversation with others who share the same lack of cognizance.

Hey, sorry for the delay. The block was lined with globbers and I just couldn't get around them.

by CCM MCC August 20, 2013

Globberblasted

When you wake up after a night of being disgusting, and have to peel your cum crusted face off of the pillow before you go outside, throw up then have a shot and a cigarette

Holy fuck, dude. Gen woke up absolutely globberblasted this morning. It was awful

by SausageBaby January 17, 2021

Globbergast

Death from shock

"When he found out that his mom fucked his brother, he died of globbergast"

by whitemonkey2322 March 19, 2022

globberbob

its a non existent word that i made up that you can say at any time whenever you want and then people ask you what is that and you can say its a non existent word and it'll confuse the hell out of people

you: globberbob, other: tf is that, you: a non existent word, other: ok dude...

by wallece April 12, 2022