glass in the ass

erotic video. Man squats over a small glass, lowering his anus, forcing the glass into his asshole. Upon completely entering his asshole, the said glass breaks. He proceeds to pull the broken, bloody pieces out of his asshole, while the horrified viewer screams and cringes.

man, that lecture was as painful as glass in the ass.

That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.

by theguywithglassinhisass December 17, 2008

ass-for-glass

N.

a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth

-usually bareback.

"That Ricky bloke is a Jerk-off, he's a bottom-feeder who does ass-for-glass"

by musclenugget September 11, 2016

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

fat ass in a glass

An alcoholic drink available in the state of Maine. It is made with allen's coffee brandy (extremely cheap version of kaluah) and milk. When you drink it your ass grows very large.

Can I pay for my fat ass in a glass with my foodstamps?

by zoe February 9, 2004

eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010

ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

by Capt. Capacitor May 28, 2006

Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011