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Glaponsky

noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.
Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".
by pumpernickels June 2, 2018
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death glare

A look of pure hatred given to someone that has seriously wronged you. When done successfully, it should appear as if daggers or flames are coming out from your eyes. The most fierce of death glares will even reduce people to tears, or make them move away from you in fear.
Bob: Man is that girl a jerk!
Joe: Hahahahaha
Girl: *death glare*
Joe: Dude, look at the death glare she's giving you you better back off.
by valrockstar328 December 31, 2007
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Glarbtron

Glarbton is everything and nothing. It is the universal pronoun from which life originated out of the depths of the primordial soup which blanketed the infant earth. It is not uncommon for one to struggle with the meaning of glarbtron, for asking "what is the meaning of glarbtron" is like asking "what is the meaning of life?"

See also, coin
"Glarbtron!"

"I had an interesting glarbtron the other day. I was walking through the park when a man claiming to be Archimedes Frisbee glarbtronned the shit out of me. He was riding a brown, glarbtron-shaped bicycle with children for wheels."

"My day was Glarbtorious! How was yours?"
by Dice K. McBonescene February 17, 2008
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glarified

To have many people glare at a person and that person becomes embarrassed.
They glarified a kid so hard he peed his pants
by CorneliusXDDDDDD December 14, 2017
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the glare of disgust

It's that look you get from somebody who enters the restroom as you are exiting after having dropped a particularly smelly dump.Many times the unsuspecting victim will stop dead in their tracks as if they had walked into an invisible wall.They may even be taken aback a step or two. The matter is further complicated if the victim is a friend or acquaintance. Future relations will certainly be diminished because you will always be associated with the smell of your shit.
The principal walked into the men's room just as I flushed my mess. The glare of disgust told me I may not graduate this year.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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Geist Glare

A look of extreme disapproval conveyed to someone who is in the process of apologizing for a certain action. Typically seen in instances where the camera should be focused on the one giving the apology, but inexplicably includes an unrelated, disapproving person in the shot.

Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)
Mark Halperin - I am truly sorry for my actions.

Willie Geist - *geist glare*
by magzillas July 2, 2011
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GlapGlop

glapglop: glapglop
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by GlapGlop February 11, 2021
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