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Glambertitis

(glam'-ber-TI-tis) noun.

A recently discovered infection with no known cure. It is hypothesized that the infection will resolve itself over time, but the infection has not been present long enough to subject it to longitudinal study.

Symptoms include hyperfocus on any written, audio, or visual materials having to do with 2009 American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, known for his affection for glam fashion, glam music, and glitter. The infected subject is unable to change focus to, or even remember, necessary activities, which include but are not limited to homework, chores, picking up children from school, or previously scheduled events. Infected persons may also have financial difficulty due to purchasing numerous items related to Adam Lambert.

Glambertitis may also result in uncontrollable physical changes including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate, as well as occasional inflammation and muscle contraction. (See also myopia, selective hearing, adamgasm, kradamgasm.)
Kayla: Where's Marie? We're supposed to be studying for our Biology final in the morning.

Ashley: Forget it. She's been searching YouTube for Adam Lambert videos and interviews for six hours now and I can't tear her away from her laptop and iPod.

Kayla: Wow, sounds like she's caught a serious case of Glambertitis.
by Anonyglam May 3, 2011
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Glasses Jasses Superbrasses

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.
John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!
by DogfinderGeneral October 29, 2020
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bumblebee glasses

The huge sun glasses that every mtv california wannabe girl wears. They are mostly used to cover up %65 of your face. This is either because the girl did not put on makeup this morning or she wants to look like every other girl on the street so that men see the glasses instead of their true ugliness.
me: "Hey look at that hot chick over there!"
other person: "Where, I dont see her?"
me: "Next to the ugly chick trying to look hot in those bumblebee glasses
by Matthew Brady July 8, 2006
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Dahmer Glasses.

Glasses of the same style that serial murderer Jeffery Dahmer wore.
Massie looks like a creep in those Dahmer Glasses.
by JoshxVomit. July 1, 2010
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Wheres my fucking glasses?

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.
Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?
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Cocaine glasses

Cocaine glasses are mirrored sunglasses with zero or near zero tint. Most often they come in aviator frames, though there are many variations.
Paris Hilton sort of popularized those cocaine glasses back in 03.
by Medicated Shaman December 6, 2016
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Clinking of Glasses

To toast, cheers, or touch glasses of any type of alcohol together with your drinking partner(s) in the spirit of goodwill, health, luck, or congratulations.

In many cultures, it's considered to be good luck to make eye contact when doing so (and bad luck not to).

Some people also follow a tradition of tapping the bar with the glass after clicking glasses (and before drinking) to express fondness for the business/bar and the people who work there.
A few examples of what's said during the clinking of glasses; each culture/group has their own:

- Cheers!
- Salud!
- Tchin Tchin!
- Slainte
- May the best of your yesterdays be the worst of your tomorrows.
- Sweethearts and wives (may they never meet)
by equivokate April 5, 2012
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