Sloppy Glapy

When a woman is on her period during sexual intercourse with a man and then proceeds to perform oral sex on his period soaked penis.

Don't kiss Lauren, I heard she gave a Sloppy Glapy to Tim!

by Dr. Melody E. King May 22, 2011

glimmy glammy

Term for Glamorous used by air headed women. Less common; used for a convincing impersonation of a dumb skank.

Jenna tags a selfie, "Lookin so Glimmy Glammy for Shawna's birthdaaaaay! <3 <3"

Yo I stole her phone, and texted that whiteknight John "Im lookin all glimmy glammy tonight come visit meeee"
and he totally thinks it's her.

by Unconnect3d February 18, 2014

glamping

glamorous camping; when rich bitches can pay someone to do all the work for them

"Oh Heathcliffe dear, I'm ever so glad we are glamping this weekend. By the way,is the butler done catching our trout?"

by princess consuela bananahammoc October 7, 2008

Glumpy

A portmanteau of the words glum and grumpy meaning to be sullen, gloomy, and irritable at the same time.

Example: Don't bother John. He's glumpy this morning. Wait until he's finished his coffee.

by Chatelain May 10, 2020

Glaspy

verb meaning to be amazing, awesome, sexy, or perfect, also known as turtle, contrary to what the turtle entry on this web site says.

man that was so glaspy, meaning that was so awesome

by Red Cat May 26, 2006

Glumpy

For those occasions when you need a cross between glum and grumpy.

Jane was glumpy because standing in a pile of cat sick had ruined her new shoes.

by Kate Blogs January 31, 2009

Glamping

Glamour + Camping
It's a lie that dumb hippies tell themselves. Camping is sleeping outdoors, usually in a tent. It's already barely camping if you bring along an RV. Going to a resort and calling it glamorous camping is ridiculous!

Yuppies think that their hotel resort next to the woods with their room in a yurt qualifies as 'glamping'.

by Virilitas May 10, 2018