Inserting a pineaple into one's anus and leaving it there until fecal pressure builds to the point of releasing a shit geyser
"Shove it up my ass," Ethan said, so we gave him a pineapple. three days later, there was a Pineapple Geyser of epic proportions
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Bob is such a video gaymer he only leaves his house for lubricant and gaming accessories.
He is such a video gaymer, he still lives with his mom. Maybe if a game comes out that requires a sexual interface he will finally get lucky.
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It is executed like this.
At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.
*It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
It is executed like this.
At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.
*It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
Phone Convo-
Guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!
Guy 2- what?!
Guy1- Last night i did it....I performed a near perfect SALTY GEYSER!!!!!
Guy 2- OMG YOU ARE A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!
Guy 2- what?!
Guy1- Last night i did it....I performed a near perfect SALTY GEYSER!!!!!
Guy 2- OMG YOU ARE A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
by Nic E November 21, 2010
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by Hamish Tertambourineman December 9, 2008
Get the Gaymerican mug.The anal cavity of a female is opened wide for the insertion of urine into the spread ass whole, once the urine is inserted and makes a small pool of liquid composed of urine, of course, the female exerts gas from the anal cavity causing a burst of urine from the anal cavity resembling the eruption of a such geyser, gold of course being the color of urine if properly hydrated.
Mary Sue: Hey billy tonight im feeling an explosion coming on how about we make a good old fashioned golden geyser?!
Billy: Sure sounds swell Mary Sue i just drank a gallon of ice cold lemonade for that extra golden color i know that you crave(you silly fetish slut)!
Billy: Sure sounds swell Mary Sue i just drank a gallon of ice cold lemonade for that extra golden color i know that you crave(you silly fetish slut)!
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