Gerkel

an imaginary friend(but he's actually real), who's never there, until he is.

he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.

Person(1) hey are you going to the party tomorrow?

Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?

person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?

Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!

by DrilleGnome August 17, 2024

Gerklestomp

A filler word or word to use that means shoving a dick down a woman's throat until they gurgle on it repeatedly

"I just Gerklestomped on a bih"

by TheOGBausom April 12, 2024

Gerkk

The experience of having one’s time aggressively wasted, either through external coercion, obligation, or one’s own lack of self-control.

The subject experienced a self gerkk due to systemic inefficiency and diminished self-control.

by I & L Bullshitting January 20, 2026

Ryan Gerken

ryan gerken is a boy who is cute and is good at bowling and randomly tells jokes when it’s awkward

a person who is amazing is ryan gerken

by urbandicks1234 March 30, 2019

Victoria Sofie Gekker

VSG is very cool. She is the best person ever.

Victoria Sofie Gekker is so ethereal!

by nipolio March 15, 2021