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Gerard

old man, usually has a Gock and hasn't seen his dick in many years.
the kinda old bastard who'd rathe eat an ice cream than cop a blowjob.

unless it's from his dog.
did you see that old cunt eating an ice cream?

I offered him a blowjob but he ignored me and was sucking down a McDonald's cone.

yep that's a Gerard
by cumgarglingfaggot October 19, 2018
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Gerard

A gay cunt that cheats on you with 6+ girls while you've been dating for 10 months. Pathetic, disgusting pig! Thinks he's a massive unit all over but i promise you he is lacking size in the down stairs department.... emotional and physically abusive towards girls to prove he has power. Also has thrush lol
That child pedophile is such a Gerard

Doctor- "you have tested positive for 'Gerard', it's like HIV but worse"
by Suck my fat pussy March 7, 2017
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Gerard

short Phillipino boy who cheats on his girlfriend with fire crotches.
"Gerard likes fire crotches better than his ballin' girlfriend."
by B@Bii Gur! January 30, 2009
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Gerard

A guy with alot of acne and hits on chicks in which range from one year to five years younger than himself. Always has hissy fits, Starts fights but never finishes them. and is a pussy
Dont have a gerard
by sinksss August 3, 2009
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Gerard

A fucking faggot with a small penis. he says he has a big one when its only 2 inches
Do you know gerard? Yes that man is a bitch as nigga
by Gerard Wilson December 1, 2019
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Gerard

Gerard is a dweeb
by Gummy gummy April 16, 2017
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Gerard Way

a man
a man who wears his poncho with pride, no matter what people say about him.
Fan: dude, what the fuck are you wearing?
Gerard Way: shut up small one, let me sass.
by mcrfan2k11 August 22, 2011
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