Gent Rock

A colloquially and loosely defined sub-genre of mainstream alternative/indie rock that is popular among people who range in age from 28 to 49 that are apart of gentrification movements in communities that disparage and displace working class citizens. Bands that encompass the gent rock sub-genre are the the following, but not limited to: Dave Matthews Band, Iron and Wine, Band of Horses, Arcade Fire, the Bad Suns, and bands/musicians who cover Wagon Wheel at a local dive bar during open mic night

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you want to go downtown tonight to see that jam band everybody in town is talking about?"
Person 2: "Nah. I'm good. I think I will just stay here at my neighborhood dive bar tonight and drink Hamm's. I'm not a big fan of gent rock anyway and I don't feel like hanging around a bunch of yuppies who think they know everything there is to know about craft beer while bragging about how much money their parents give them."
Person 1: "Yeah dude, good call. Those people gent-terrify the crap outta me anyway."

-or-

Person: "Those gents and their gent rock. I am not a big fan of Dave Matthews Band, but the gents sure are! I am more of a metal kind of guy. These gents are pricing me out of town, which is too bad, because I like it here in Boulder. I think I might move back up to Billings where I can afford to live and be around people like me who are not so yuppie. People in Billings don't judge me for drinking Hamm's and listening to metal."

by Dominic Pace May 29, 2018

Gent's Throwdown

When two gentlemen engage in a battle of courtesy, such as when both arrive at a 4-way stop sign at the same time. Each waves the other on until one gives in. Can happen when holding doors too.

Driver: Shit.
Passenger: What?
Driver: I lost the Gent's Throwdown at the 4-way. Dude wore we down with his wave ons.

by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

gent cement

Gent cement is a synonym for semen. Commonly used in very vigorous and harsh circumstances, to express dominance over other parties.

I made her swallow all of my gent cement once I had finished.

by GentCement3 March 25, 2014

Dirty Gentes

When a woman grabs the penis of a man to help guide him in for insertion and he prematurely splooges in her hand. The woman being disappointed, then takes the newly glazed hand and slaps the man across the face.

The guy I went out with the other night splooged before we even had sex so I gave him a Dirty Gentes!

by lil' nik nak March 11, 2011

gent with a vent

The opposite of a chick with a dick. Possibly a pre-op transgendered female who wants to be a man, or a drag king who dresses up as a man for fun/comfort.

Or a guy described as being without a penis, for any reason, as an insult.

So I've put socks down my boxers, put on my minimising bra and put on this costume moustache. I'm a gent with a vent who's going for a night on the town!

by Avid WAS fan October 27, 2009

Gent Tent

A large erection that is visible through your jeans

I couldn't give that old lady my seat on the bus as I was sporting a massive gent tent

by Eonypony July 26, 2023

gents knife

An abbreviated version of gentleman's knife

A gents knife should be non threatening-looking, small and classy enough to not look out of place in an office and with formal attire.

A rule of thumb for blade length of a gents knife is less than three inches (as to not scare the sheeple)

by caranpaima April 2, 2012