Gaston Porn

Using the JC Penny or Sears catalog lingerie section as motivation for masturbation.

Harlold was always known as a sick fuck and would do anything for some Redbank loving, but when it came to porn he would only use Gaston Porn since it came in the male free.

by puddinpullinredbanker March 4, 2010

gaston

Super leet and pro, total ownage!

you are seriously Gaston mate!

by DeanHitchcock July 27, 2006

Gluton

1. The cousin to proton. 2. The amount of weed it takes to smoke in order to want to form a band.

I just smoked a gluton, let's form a band!

by sugarplops December 30, 2011

Gakton

A noticeable piece of food stuck in between teeth.

"Do I have any Gakton's stuck in my teeth?"

or

"Wow you have Gakton's"

by Tcc013 February 4, 2010

Gastonia

Hopefully, it never tries to become Scarsdale or the Hamptons, since then it would no longer be Gastonia.

Gastonia is fine the way it is, without having to change anything for anybody.

by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021

Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.

Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018

Gastonk

The sexual relationship between Gaston and Kronk, each being a himbo from Beauty and the Beast and The Emperor's New Groove respectively.

This ironic ship originated from an April 2020 TikTok video by Avital Shtapura (@avitalshtap) wherein he draws the first fanart ever of the crackship and laughs gleefully. The ship has spiraled out of control since, incurring dozens of OTP art, a Disney AMV, cosplay, headcanon, and Wattpad fanfictions all acredited to the original video.

Good Lord, those pesky Gastonk stans have vandalized yet another Wikipedia article!

Ah yes, I shall invest in this meme and make profit; i.e., gaSTONKS.

by Maggot Magnet May 1, 2020