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Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<
Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <
by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008
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by therealgastin October 20, 2020
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gaystring

Gaystring: the awesomoist word ever! It can replace any adjective, noun, verb, pronoun, and practically every word in the english (and possibly others) language. It originally meant 'gangsta'.
"Oh my gosh! That is so gaystring!"
"You just gaystringed all over yourself."
"I gotta gaystring in the tube."
"I just got a brand new gaystring!"
by Lilleh the Troublesome July 3, 2007
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gastrique

A foul odor or secretion, usually resembling or caused by fecal movement.

Past tense: Gastruck
After too much Thai food, Tre couldn't help but gastrique on the clean couch.
by ston April 21, 2008
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gastronomical

Food that is so expensive that it makes you sick
'Man, those hipster burger prices are gastronomical. Whatever happened to a $2 cheeseburger?'
by SushiB March 9, 2013
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gastronomy

the study of how long it takes to take a dump after eating at taco bell

the study of how loud you fart after eating at taco bell

the study of farting so loudly that you go flying in the air and crack windows, leaving large marks on an seismometer
jaden just took a huge gastronomy, must've been taco bell
by autistizar December 2, 2013
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gastrointracitus

To sneeze frantically whilst subconsciously speaking devil tounge
To gastrointracitusise, *sneeze* Kengo Vavion fuckarticus
by MjN September 18, 2006
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