Garfunkeled

When your friend leaves you because he's rich and famous and you're not. Coined by Stephan Pastis

Pig: "You mean I'll be Garfunkeled?"
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."

by IntergalactalEnergy August 1, 2023

Garfunkel

When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb

Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.

Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020

Garfunkel

(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone

2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs

1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball”

2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

Garfunkel

1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.

2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.

(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}

by iHeartMilfs303 August 16, 2022

Art Garfunkel

The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.

Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.

by stingingpaininthebrain May 18, 2022

Garfunkeling

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.

Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.

by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022

Garfunkel

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.

Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.

Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.

by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021