Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.
by God July 21, 2003
Get the gandalf mug.To be denied access to somewhere or something. Derived from Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers where Gandalf proclaims "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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1. The act of getting hammered on a fun night out with the ladies, when everyone else is only having a few sociable drinks.
(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)
2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)
2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
1. "ooohh looks like crystal is pulling a huge gandolf tonight, ughhhh"
2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
by paporsha February 27, 2009
Get the Gandolf mug.one of the many Hobbit themed cocktails available at the pub of the same name, in Southampton. Contains vodka, archers, blue WKD and lemonade. Very refreshing. £3 for a pint. I love them far too much.
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Get the Gandalf the gay mug.Blocking the passage of something through use of wizardry and copious amounts of staff waving. Also, basically just not letting anything through, ever.
Dude, the Republican's are totally Gandalfing Obama's every move. It's like they just don't like him or something.
How did your date go?
It was great, but she totally Gandolfed me at the end. I think I saw her delete me out of her phone after i tried to give her a good night screw.
How did your date go?
It was great, but she totally Gandolfed me at the end. I think I saw her delete me out of her phone after i tried to give her a good night screw.
by portlandproper February 5, 2010
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