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Zach Galifianakis

A surrealist comedian with a legion of one-liners and non-sequiturs at his disposal. Best Known for his role of Alan Garner in the 2009 hit comedy, The Hangover. His stand-up often consists of Zach playing the piano while giving absurd one-liners and performing many characters, such as the Timid Pimp, the Forgetful Vegan, and the Gay Snake. He is very popular in the underground circuit of comedy, and often collaborates with Comedy duo, Tim and Eric.
Zach Galifianakis: "When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at a Chuck E. Cheese."

"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron, and a lot like Patrick Ewing"

"I want to create a restaurant in the same vain as IHOP, and call it 'IHOCOC.' Which stands for, 'International House of Corn on the Cob.' And we sell corn... on the cob. And our slogan will be, 'come on down, don't be such a faggot.' "
by N8n10e February 17, 2010
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Galinitis

Galinitis (GAH-LIN-EY-TIS)- Sexually transmitted disease which causes symptoms of extreme irritation to others, prone attitude towards blacking out, and hunger for dick.
Bones caught an awful case of galinitis that one night on the Mall at UMD didn't he?
by Mdeads June 15, 2011
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galicious

Something that is good and delicious at the same time.
Man dog this pizza with pineapple on it, is so damn galicious.
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galician cardinal

A bruise caused by being hit real hardwith a guy's penis.
Matt turkey slapped me so hard he left me a galician cardinal.
by Ram Rancher June 12, 2018
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Galicia

A Maplestory (GMS) server released along with the patch that brought the Aran class. It continuously grows in population and is considered a nice starting server for new players.

Galicia has the reputation of having a so-so economy in comparison to more popular servers such as Scania and Windia, but is generally considered more welcoming in terms of player friendliness.

In terms of density, Galicia has more Aran players than any other server.

The more common abbreviated form of Galicia is "Gali".
Player 1: When BB comes I'm transferring to Galicia.
Player 2: omg y?
Player 1: Too many DB's stealing my kills in Windia.
Player 2: wait do u mean douchebags or dual bladers?
Player 1: Both.
by Galician December 29, 2010
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Galubie

Pronounced Ja Loob E
Its hard to describe...I say its a hot steamin' plate of mad bodacious awesome with a sizzlin' side plate of uber cool.
Wikipedia tried to stop us...But they have failed. I told you Wiki, JOO CAN NOT STOP DA REVOLUTION!111one!!11!!!1one!!!11!!!1
Woah, thats Galubie!
That is so bodacious, its Galubie!
by Mike Ri October 29, 2006
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galician

Rural spaniards, who emigrated to south america. Very hard-headed, stubborn, similar to oxen. Related to Canary Islanders, who are also rural, hard-headed, stubborn, bruttish people.
We have to carry all those bricks? No, let the Galician do it.
by joe brown 2 July 5, 2010
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