graffiti

Art. Misinterpreted by government and mainstream as "destroying" property. Graffiti is only art when it is not offensive or crude like suburban graffiti that simply has curse words and crude drawings of male and female genitalia. Graffiti is done by paint, ink, scratching glass, etc...

That graffiti in downtown is some hot shyt, but the graffiti in the neighborhood just sucks.

by nikkan_hanil November 19, 2003

graffiti

The use of spray paint, markers, etc. to draw (or "tag" if you're using spray paint) on public or private property. Considered to be a form of vandalism, but a form of "art" to those who partake in it.

I don't want your graffiti on my house. I don't care if it is "art."

by El dorito November 24, 2009

biological graffiti

Any conglomeration of spit, skeet, urine, and scat(any bodily fluids and/or solids) in a public area.

Neal can look past the potleafs and the initials scribed into the stall door. But he could not pretend the toilet seat wasn't littered with biological graffiti.

by theAdKid February 6, 2009

Graffiti Fart

noun. Usually associated with a bad case of explosive diarrhea. Performed when there is uncertainty as to whether or not your fart will consist of just air. As the fart is released shit mist sprays out and vandalizes your underwear like a can of spray paint.

I have ruined 4 pairs of underwear in one day form graffiti farts.

by Studmuffinsss May 21, 2007

Gafftard

A celebrity or public officer who, upon being placed in front of a microphone or a video recording device, is unwaveringly committed to saying something shockingly stupid and/or nonsensical. Usually the comments are so awful that even the speaker's most staunch and committed supporters must hastily move to distance themselves from the comment(s) and the person.

Senator Akin's comments regarding "Legitimate Rape" earned him the honor of being a Gafftard.

by anon Pi August 22, 2012

gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

Dutch Graffiti

During the physical act of unprotected love, to pull out of your loved one and ejaculating on the wall, thus avoid showering said loved one with unwanted gentleman’s spray paint.

I was destroying Pamela’s bonus tunnel last night. She hate spunky hair, so I had to paint some Dutch Graffiti all up the bedroom wall!

by JoeyMoose April 30, 2019