Gabe

Those dinosaur looking birds that roam your neighborhood.

Gabe get out of the road you’re going to get hurt.

by Lil K00K October 25, 2019

gaping gabe

When your boi gabe gets fisted so hard people mistake his asshole for the grand canyon

Yo my boi taj got gaping gabe'd. He cant walk at all.

by Midnightman March 2, 2017

Gabe the Dog

A small white doggo who borked until 1/19/17... Now he can be found on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.

How ironic Gabe the Dog died the same day that Trump became president! Sleep tight pupper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017

Gabe helmy

When you see a guy in a pineapple suit and you make out with him

Wow I wanna Gabe helmy him.

by Why amialive July 12, 2018

Gabe

Gabe is just Gabe he is just doing Gabe things leave him alone.

Is that Gabe

yeah hes doing Gabe things.

by JUst GAbe November 9, 2020

Gaben

A joke name for Gabe Newell, one of the most popular employees at Valve Software. He is always teased about his fatness and his inability to count to the number 3, as well as delaying games 9 years. The name comes from a commentary node in Team Fortress 2 where he said he could be reached at [e-mail]. He's become one hell of an Internet meme ever since, with many videos, songs, and even sites based around him.

To stop a Gaben, you must take control and press the Gaben.

by NC1223 April 14, 2013

gabe nelson

A Gabe Nelson has redefined the fields of annoyance and wordsmithery. They are known to giggle at the sight of an obese feline perched atop a wooden post, as well as to dance erratically and compulsively take bites of passersby, being a fatty boombatty.

Gabe Nelsons are known for inspiring fan clubs and techno remixes (Gabe Nelson... jump on it) among swooning pedestrians in the Transvaal and Luxembourg.

If a Gabe Nelson were ever cornered in a dark alley behind some sort of imminent-doom-store, (doom on sale two for one dollar) he could be discerned from all typical oddballs by his propensity for large words and habit of referring to himself in the third person.

Look at the size of that Gabe Nelson! It's so pretentious and delectable that it might stun all the ladyfolk!

by Rosalie "Murderous Troll" Alvarez March 18, 2005