Fessis

Literally, your butt. Or bottom, booty, bum, rear, buttocks, derrière, etc.

Kelsey: Dude, don't be checkin' out my fessis!
Philippe: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it!
Kelsey: okay, well, don't let it happen again or i'll have to kick your fessis.

by Kelseysomethin' April 1, 2009

fbessage

(verb) fbessaged; fbessaging

Written communication via Facebook message service.

pronounced feh-bes-ahg-ing

I thought it would be faster to call you than fbessage you. Oh wait you have the app on your smart phone? Damn. That's hot.

He fbessaged me the sweetest apology.

I just fbessaged you! You didn't get it?

by Apple Hotsauce November 9, 2010

flessel

Female version of 'grundle'

Flessel!

by Theflesselwhisper December 31, 2013

Fessa

is the act of telling your opinion about something you totally have no idea about, so instead of saying I don't know, you start fessa.

John has started fessa, let's get out of here!

by Fessa May 30, 2020

Fessage

A Facebook message. A message sent via Facebook.

did that girl ever call you?
no but she fessaged me.
(high five)

by badballz February 15, 2009

Fesso

An Italian Dialect word, probably meaning jerk or loser, though now used to describe clumsy or idiotic people, sometimes people that cause embarrassment, or even people that you see to be humorous in just being themselves.

*Peter drops his iPhone and screen cracks* John- "Peter you're such a fesso!"

*Peter rocks up to school wearing a pink lycra suit* John- "Peter you look like an absolute fesso"

*Peter gains stacks of weight over the summer holidays, and now looks like Barney the Dinosaur* John- "Dad ave you seen Peter? What a Fesso!"

*Peter embarrasses himself by saying 'hey' to a girl and then tripping over and farting at the same time* *John grabs a whiteboard marker and writes fesso on Peters head*

by Fesso Head September 14, 2013

fessing up

admitting something.

Kudos to the teen for fessing up the whole story.

by happymonday October 31, 2013