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Futakuchi-onna

Futakuchi-onna (means two-mouthed woman) is a mythical creature.

They are characterized by their two mouths:
One being at her face, and the other being at the back of her head beneath the hair.
Often used in Japanese folklore and mythology.
It symbolize a person who eat a very small amount of food or just rarely eat anything.

One of the most well-known Futakuchi-onna stories tells of a man who chose his bride because she never ate a thing. Since he was a poor man, he could not bear the thought of feeding another mouth besides his own, so the fact that his wife never ate was a huge attraction. However, he soon noticed that his stores of rice were mysteriously being depleted. When he spied on his wife one day to see what was going on, he discovered that she was a Futakuchi-onna. He saw a gaping mouth open in the back of her head, and when she unbound her hair, it shoveled huge quantities of rice into the second mouth.
Futakuchi-onna is a kind of youkai, often used in japanese folklore
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Wanna play football?

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Fuzske

One who has a fuzzy head that is particularly nice to touch.

A person who has fuzzy hair.

A nickname for one with these qualities.

Lane Cove Slang.
"Have a look at Fuzske's curly head."
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Fusk

A horribly misspelled rendition of "Fuck", that once one hears, one cannot stop saying. Nobody will actually know what you're saying or why, and in fact you'll probably be weird for doing it, but it's also kind of fun (in a Petersonian sense).

In the same vein as Fuck, it can be used as a noun, adjective, verb and adverb.

Fusk, Fusking, and Fusker are all by extention words. Congrats, you motherfusker.
Todd from wayside: "I just ate an entire brick."
Jeremy Clarkson: "Fusk, that sounds rough."
Todd from wayside: "What???"
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Futsface

A face that has disturbing or unproporitional qualities. Also used to describe a certain facial expression made which is particularly unusual, not intended to be funny, but undoubtly is to the viewer.
"Yeah sure, I'll go to the winter formal with you Jeanette, just as soon as you get something done about that futsface and/or Louie Anderson gets laid"
" Hey Tim why are you making that futsface" Tim-"well shit Ted, the company is going under faster than immigrants trapped in the Titanic"
"That actress from SwimFan4U was totally a futsface"
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futsin

When you have a binch of time to kill and you are just wasting time.
Well I be just futsin around
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