Fantard

Most of the people who post "definitions" on UD. Will piss themselves and get Butthurt when ever somebody disagrees with them.

If you need a better picture of what a fantard is, look up any band or popular video game and watch how fans, scratch that, FAGS will go batshit crazy talking about how much their video game or band is better than the sex they will never have.

The reason only fantard's definitions get top marks are because fellow basement dwellers lives revolve around the band/video game and must make sure that only the crazy ass fantards definition that talks about how he masturbates to his idols gets on top.

fantard: z0r000000mG, h4lo r teh best0rz vidya gaem EVAR, i mastrobat 2 1t!!!11!!!1

fellow fantard: h4y dis guy al5o j3rk5 it 2 h4lo, MUST GIVE TOP MARKS AND USE CAPS LOCK

by fgsfdsMASTER January 29, 2009

FUCTARD

Someone who is just being retarded for no apparent reason.

-or-

When someone does something really stupid and you can't find a word to describe it.

So I was watching when Joe walked into a door, while looking at that chick from accounting. What a fuctard.

by Wattz September 20, 2009

Funtari

A type of animated porn where a girl (Range from like 10 to beyond) Either is hung like a fucking small child is straped to their crotch or grows a dick during bondage, most of the time there is not balls but a vagina on the bottom.
Sick shit.

I stumbled apon the site looking for some lesbian porn, halfway into the video one of the girls grew a fucking dick! It was the size of a small child! Sick Funtari!

by Armed Rooster February 10, 2009

fuhtarded

Fucking retarded. Combination word in the tradition of fugly and fularious. Of course, less to do with actual retardation as much as the common slang use of the term meaning incredibly lame or stupid.

The urbandictionary is fuhtarded.

by Don Phelps October 26, 2005

fuctard

Person that uses a chat room to be exactly what they can never be in real life.

A fat,junkie, alcoholic car salesman that fancies himself a sugar daddy.
An emasculated male that has his life dictated by his domineering mate.

by Sonny IV Burnett August 11, 2003

Facebook Fantard

When you post a question on a celeb's Facebook fan page and actually expect them to reply.

Example of a Facebook Fantard:

Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?

A:

by surf fantard December 10, 2012

fuktard

a word that has grown with increasing popularity in sites that dont allow cussing. Short for Fucking Retard, FukTard has become a favorite of many a gamer.

I wish these FukTards would stop ruining the game with their team-killing.

by Jason June 16, 2004