Funstified

To be lured in and seduced by a man with long wavy hair who plays in his own metal band and loves dinosaurs, and who also built his own guitar and his an uncanny ability at cathcing gophers. Essentially it is every girl's dream to experience the magic of funstification...and maybe some men as well. Particularly men who work out too much and have a metrosexual accent and wear other people's coats.

1. I had such a great night, I acted like a slut and got funstified by some guy with great hair who built his own guitar. Just looking at him I felt my nipples stiffen and I got all wet.

2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.

by The Scotian September 24, 2009

funsmart

The combination of if your plan for going out is economical, practical, enjoyable and most importantly fun.

Going to the bar on the south end for the game and then on to the oyster roast for drinks is totally funsmart.

by HiltonHeady November 7, 2009

funtarded

a person that acts so retarded that theyre really fun to be around

Sam: last night was crazy I cant believe Bill streaked naked again...

Ann: Yeah hes so funtarded. I love it

by supadupa987 June 30, 2011

funktagion

Funktagion can be an illness or disease contracted from dirty hippies. Funktagion can also be the stench coming off of dirty hippies.

Dude, I caught a whiff of some serious dirty hippie funktagion while in the parking lot at the Phish concert last night.

A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!

Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.

by MellyInMay September 14, 2011

Funstula

An arterio-venous fistula created through anastomosis of the superficial or deep dorsal penile vein to the left or right dorsal penile artery.

While adequate distal forearm vessels were identified on venography, the patient requested a funstula for the thrill of it.

by Li'l Sebastian January 8, 2019

Deluxe Fungtashi

A ride on a chair or tire hung from a long rope on a high tree limb. The chair is wound up as many turns as possible and let go. The person taking the ride spins around and becomes dizzy.

Mary fell on the ground after we gave her a Deluxe Fungtashi.

by Emailthe March 26, 2009

funst

a word basically meaning "fun stuff", or "funny stuff"

"oh my god, that was awesome!"
"I know, it was so funst!!"

Or,

"Oh my god, that was awesome!"
"funst!"

by Jess Gowing April 9, 2008