Funkless

The complete lack of funk in a person, place, thing, or activity.

At a dance club: Hey look at this funkless hipster dancing the breadstick. See Elaine Benes.

Listening to music: Although the concerto was a masterful demonstration of counterpoint, it was overwhelmingly funkless.

by B Everything August 11, 2011

Fortnite Funnies

Fortnite Funnies is a series of videos published by Jacksfilms where he plays the populair childrens game Fortnite.
Alternate Definition: A dish that consists of a chicken nugget covered in cheetle and the grim reapers piss with warthog anus on the side.

"I am not here for fortnite funnies or fuckbois."-Christopher Columbus
"Excuse me, you can not hang out with me unless if youre at episode 6889 of fortnite funnies."-Albert Einstein
"I am only coming back when episode 7699 of fortnite funnies releases."-Jesus Christ

by PepsiCHEESE May 4, 2021

funniness

being really fucking funny

Me being weird and agreeing with it is quite the funniness

by VP of the losers April 7, 2011

America's Funniest Home Video'd

Accidentally nailing someone in the balls, then before you can apologize or act sympathetic, you are completely overcome with laughter which you then must apologize through.

I America's Funniest Home Video'd Max earlier with the dodge ball.... I felt horrible, but man it was funny. He's still mad.

by frecklelips November 19, 2010

Funniest Home Videos Syndrome

Is when clips are shown within a show, and the comments/additions of the announcers/hosts detract from the comedy and/or entertainment of the clip.

RayWilliamJohnson: BALLS.
Jeff: Well, it would have been funny without it.
Bill: RWJ has massive Funniest Home Videos Syndrome.

by LeColumbus August 11, 2010

The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”

I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

Funnies User

Nerd who will NEVER get married.

"Dave barely ever goes outside, he's such a funnies user."

by JuanHorse1 July 6, 2021