fumpire

Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.

That fumpire is horrible. If he had another eye, he'd be a cyclops!

by the comand'r October 3, 2013

Fumple

The act of "wrestling" with a pillow while lying in bed, generally done as an attempt to get comfortable or out of frustration when one is unable to sleep

Dude, last night I must've fumpled for an hour before I could get to sleep

by GilesFletcher August 30, 2009

fumoposting

a form of shitposting within the Touhou community that involves posting images of the fumofumo plushies in random situations, often as reaction images.

the word comes from the instagram account of the same name.

"that guy's been posting a lot of touhou fumos as of recent."

"he's fumoposting, dude."

by UnorthodoxAnon June 8, 2021

Fumpa

Fat upper most pussy area

Damn nigga you see ms herndon fumpa it look like she got a front but, she even got some little wet spots

by anoumous March 21, 2008

fumpa

the pocket of stomach fat that rolls over tight pants; or lower abdominal excess skin and fat that becomes more apparent when standing or seated.

Is you pregnant or is that yo' fumpa?

by Raven June 10, 2004

Fump

a man who smells women bicycle seats.

that guy is the biggest fump ever.

by cjaygreen December 2, 2011

fumped

V. To have sexual relations with an individual then shortly afterwards end any type of relationship with them.

Guy 1: Yo, weren't you seeing that chick?
Guy 2: Naw dawg, I strait up fumped that bitch.

Girl 1: Hey Kelly, weren't you dating that one guy?
Girl 1: Nah Bitch, I fumped him last week.

by Steve Howard Igor Templeton January 31, 2005