fucktardinator 

fucktardinator - noun

When someone you know is loud and annoying and when you tell them to go away, they leave and say "I'll be back!"

Example: Johnny you're a fucktardinator; you're loud and annoying and will always be back.

fucktardinator by Mazerguru November 21, 2019

Fucktardian Cuntwaffle 

A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.

I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.

Fucktardian Cuntwaffle by The Kid From Up June 4, 2020

Fucktardious

When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.

I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.

Fucktardious by LadyBookworm80 October 12, 2014

fucktardastically 

a word u use when describing something really fucking retardedly anoying

the weather in canada is fucktardastically cold

fucktardastically by gofuck a monkey March 26, 2009

Fucktardigan 

A contraction of Fucktard and Cardigan

Fucktard + cardigan = Fucktardigan

A person who is a complete stupid arsehole once he's wearing his beer jacket

Someone who swaps his beer jacket for a fucktardigan on leaving the bar. Those who seemingly lose all of his morals and reverted to being a child!

Someone who would not normally say boo to a goose but once drunk think it funny to run across the roof of a car or to piss through someone's letter box.

Fucktardigan by Toxisaurus September 26, 2012

Fucktardis 

To be a bigger fucktard on the inside than external appearance suggests.

The boss was a classic fucktardis. Had the sweet smile and new suit but could barely tie his shoelaces unaided.

Fucktardis by Surly Hincece September 28, 2017

fucktardingly 

the adverb for fucktard

that guy is acting fucktardingly

fucktardingly by thythiccestboy October 26, 2017