Fucktart 

A poptart, full of Fuck. Has the taste and smell of regret.

This Fucktart makes me want to kill myself.

Fucktart by ...........................?! August 22, 2009

Fucknard

1. An insult containing the word "fuck" inspired by the 80's band The Communards.

2. An alternative name for Oxnard, California.

The Communards are fucknards.

I live in Fucknard, California.

Fucknard by _Steve January 7, 2010

fucknaut

n. Derived from Greek meaning, "a fucking dickwad." Used in reference to cockjockies, asscrabs, bitches, and assbuckets, to name but a few.

That Johny is a fucknaut, he insulted my girlfriend then vomited in my car.

fucknaut by The Penguin Incarnate October 15, 2003

Fucktart 

annoying gay man , or irritating slutty woman.

That man is being such a fucktart I wish he would stop it!

Fucktart by bitchalicious September 23, 2010

fuckfarting around 

Fuckfarting around, means, doing nothing as in being lazy, a person who is lazy or being lazy.

Word by, m.boswell tx.

Everyone at work are just fuckfarting around, being lazy and nothing is getting done today.

fuckfarting around by ChellieTexas April 26, 2016

fucktart 

A woman you would enjoy having sex with, where tart refers to a woman who(you hope) is sexually promiscuous.

"She is such a fucktart. Look at those short shorts."

fucktart by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Fucktart 

Literally, a giant anthropomorphic fuck-flavored poptart. Or somebody who is being equally nonsensical.

"How was your date last night?"

"Sucked. Tim spent the whole time pretending he was a Russian spy."

"What a fucktart."

Fucktart by Freidrick December 6, 2006