fuckmuffins

fuckmuffins (n.)-
1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.
2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.
3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.

Harry: "Hey Bro! How was New Year's Day brunch with the family?"
Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"
Harry: "You Dawg!"

Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"
Nick: "No, when is it due?"
Jacob:"Tomorrow..."
Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"

Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"
Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"

by DontHate.Proliferate January 14, 2009

fuckmuncher

one who munches a fuck.

lacey, the fuckmuncher, munched jason and stephanie's fuck.

by jared gordon guy September 26, 2009

fuckmullet

A social networking site user (i.e. livevideo,youtube) that is such a social misfit they have to create 100's of soc accounts to spew hate with their usual fucktardedness.

The user carries on multiple conversations with themselves and the voices in their head via blog comments or liveshow broadcasts. These users are the lowest form of life found on the interwebs and normally reside in Canada.

Person1: Did you see that kanuck fucktard talking all that shit in the blogs then replying to himself with his own soc accounts? lulz!

Person2: Yea he is definitely a fuckmullet from the word go.

by milkingtheLVlulzcows June 9, 2009

fuckmusty

Aka pussy swamp ass. A woman's vagina that hasn't been washed for several days and has been sexually active as well.

She went on a 4 day camping trip with no shower, man that bitch was fuckmusty when she got home.

by Ray Bob October 30, 2015

fuckmug

A fuckmug is someone that is being a fuck boy and a mug at the same time.

Ethan was being a fuckmug towards Holly

by Troll123Troll May 7, 2016

Fuckmustard

(Adj) A baligerant word uttered in place of any lack of other descriptive words.

(Noun) Jaundiced cum...

There is not enough fuckmustard in the gawd damed world , to make me want to do that!

by Jackstinger151 September 5, 2020

fuckbud

A friend or audience with whom you've mutually agreed to have casual sex with no strings.

See "fuck buddy."

He's my favorite fuckbud, great sex, no strings attached.

by FelixHCat June 24, 2016