fuckbake

A total moron. Synonomous with asshat

Someone should take fuckbake over there to the hospital.

by Jen October 2, 2003

Fuckbeans

A game played at national coffee franchises. The goal of the game is to have sexual relations with the person working behind the counter while making the fewest number of purchases.
Also known as Nine Coffees to Sex and Starfucks.

I fuckbeaned that barista bitch at Maple and Ninth in 5 yo.

by snik November 19, 2003

Facebreak

Briefly suspending, or even closing out, your Facebook or any other social networking account.

Megan was spending too much time on Facebook, so she took a Facebreak.

by DefinED October 29, 2012

fuckbear

A cute person, but one who confoundingly straddles the line of threat and doting. At first glance, docility is the MO of this creature. This is only a diversion tactic. Once a fuckbear is identified, a one needs to find the solution to pacification. Cigarettes and whisky have been highlighted as good choices. Not to be mistaken with a wolf in sheep's clothing - who is always threatening. The fear here is that it could go either way.

John: "can you please come have a chat?"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"

by cameloxen December 14, 2020

fuckbreast

A spoonerism for "breakfast," mumbled often on hung-over mornings. Sometimes garbled as an alternate pronunciation: "barf-crust."

Bloody mary's my fuckbreast.

by scrotibular June 12, 2021

Fucktrek

A long, perilously, and courageous journey whose mission statement is "To boldly fuck where no man has fucked before"

John: I heard HBO is producing a new Startrek series
Robert: In other news, OBH is producing a new season of Fucktrek

by Bad C dev September 28, 2021

facebreak

The act of being broken up with on facebook.

I was going to break up with Pat in person, but I thought it'd be easier just to facebreak with him.

by Joeyar April 19, 2009