fuck a duck

song to the tone of row row row a boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
bang bang an orangutan,
you can do it too.

by Tameron January 11, 2008

fuck a duck

fuck a duck?
screw a pigeon?
you better go to church
and get some religion!

by ChatySue March 15, 2003

fuck a duck

To feel extremely displeased.

"Oh, fuck a duck that's not what i wanted!!"

by GoFuckADuckYouBitch February 20, 2017

fuck a duck

Ode to duck fucking

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you come at last

by Hue Jass January 19, 2004

fuck a duck

When someone as bland as Barbara Streisand's last ballad gets a reply, one says "go fuck a duck".

Said to a person who is just so menial in their existence as an expression of newfound ignorance by their presence.

What you say to a person who says something that doesn't effect you in any way that can be physically shown at that moment.

"Why don't you go do a barbara and fuck a duck...queeny"

by faustette November 1, 2009

fuck a duck

phrase used in a song to the tune of row, row, row ur boat

fuck, fuck, fuck, a duck
screw a kangaroo
eat a grape, rape an ape,
orgy at the zoo

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

fuck a duck

to have sex with farm animals, namely ducks

last night, we all paid five bucks to watch jim fuck-a-duck

by k8tie July 1, 2002