Fruit Juice

when a man pees inside a woman's vagina or a man's asshole while having intercourse

I would've told him what kind of fruit juice I liked, but I didn't realize he liked that kind of fruit juice.

by cakepop1 February 28, 2017

Fruit Juicer

1) The act of urinating while performing a mangina (essentially making your butthole look as if it is pissing, works best with a crouched back).

Jacob: Hey Steve! Wanna play kickball down by Mrs. O'Leary's farm?

Steve: No...I have to show my dad the Fruit Juicer.

Jacob: I'm gay.

by Poo_on_a_stick January 23, 2009

hand fruit

Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)

Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.

A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.

A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?

by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 8, 2009

Fruisé

When you think you saw a ghost in your attic but it's just your Ecuadorian friend in a hat.

Oof I was dealing with this real fruisé for the past few days.

by D_devil July 11, 2018

fruit roll job

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick and receiving a blow job.

Dude, Stacey would not give me head last night until I gave into a fruit roll job.

by FruityDMan January 28, 2014

fruit cup apology

when someone has frequent and unjustified angry outburst but upon the realization they have no friends left they hand out fruit cups instead of apologies this is done because they don't believe they have done anything wrong but they still need people on their side

Janice acted like a crazy bitch yesterday and thinks this fruit cup will make up for it.. I'll accept the fruit cup apology just because the drama otherwise would be exhausting

by crazyasian March 18, 2015

Fruit roll uped

To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.

Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!

by Fruit roll uped November 12, 2010