frienditute

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.

Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.

by Fruitbat December 2, 2010

Friendator

Nickname for the Predator that gets all friendly with the black girl in the film Alien vs Predator.

Matt: "Oh boy, Friendators sure are scary. I hope one doesn't give me some presents and run away from explosions with me in slow motion like we're best fucking friends on Baywatch."

Jeff: "Jealous?"

by Jeffklein December 31, 2005

friendshit

a friendship That is non end-user compatible or friendly.

see companionshit, relationshit

our friendship went south. now it is just a real 'friendshit'

by EnterNot August 19, 2008

friendlated

When your friends become part of the family.

My homie Kim from work just became friendlated!

by KyKy412 September 8, 2016

FRIENDFAIL

When you are let down by a friend.

Sebastian: (something really funny)

...

Sebastian: am i here?

Samantha: dang, i stepped away.

...

Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
Samantha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: FRIENDFAIL

by withsebastian April 19, 2009

frienditute

-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person's social networking friend.

-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute

Origin:
Dec 1, 2010, Dilbert by Scott Adams

Creepy Tim can't get any real friends on Facebook, so now he's paying for the services of a frienditute.

by Longbow EOD December 2, 2010

Frienditure

When you've got a friend that's like a piece of furniture.

Rob: yeah man that party was sick

william: I know right to bad Jeff was being a piece of "frienditure" he just watched us the whole night.

by RafeasttheFeastlyFiesta August 16, 2011