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frontal atomic wedgie

when the front of your undies are pulled over your head. Hard for this to happen but it does.
I am in 9th grade and my older bro came home. he took me to school and he saw some of his old friends. him and his friends gathered around me and started to give me wedgies. they then stuffed me back into the car and took me home. my mom wasn't home so they called in to say that i was sick. at home they gave me a hanging wedgie, a propeller wedgie, a jock lock wedgie, a shoulder wedgie, a melvin, a mervin, a normal, an atomic, and to top it off they gave me a frontal atomic wedgie!!! damn that hurt and then they started to kick me in the balls! did i mention that my bro is 23 and his friends are 18 and 19. That was the worst time especially the frontal atomic wedgie
by hoaid;falkdsjfpoaeij April 1, 2007
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frontal assault

1: To attack someone from the front, usually hitting them in the face, tit, vagina, stomach or testicle areas.

2: To elope with another male and a female leaving her frontal openings blocked. Done with trio's
1: Zomfg Christian Mu just frontal assaulted me and my god did he do damage to my genitals.

2: Nick and I just frontal assaulted Lukas
by Christian Mu March 14, 2008
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full throatal frontal drift

The act of giving a deep throat BBBJ and pulling it out just as they begin to cum so cum drifts out of your mouth and all over the front of your body!
FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT is one of my favorite things to do to a man!

I can get anything I want out of my man after giving him FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT!
by Cum-tastic Anna Sasin August 22, 2017
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frontal wedgie

When a woman's undies get trapped on one side of the folds of her quiddy-quaddy.
I'm never wearing these underwear again. They give me a frontal wedgie.
by artysyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006
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fretalian

Made popular by Dunkin Donuts to describe something French and Italian
She's fretalian

This coffee mocha blend is fretalian
by DizzyLizzy December 13, 2006
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frontal frock

it is a dress that you wear on the front half of your body but nothing on the back half
bob: hey i like that dress turn around let me see the back of it.

jill: really its a frontal frock (turns around)

bob: what the hells wrong with you put somethong else on.
by 100% grimace May 16, 2009
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full frontal lobotomy

A full frontal lobotomy is a form of psychosurgery. It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. This brain region has been implicated in planning complex cognitive behaviours, personality expression and moderating correct social behavior.

These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.

Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.

The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.

The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.

Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
"Let's go to the supermarket for some pasta and a full frontal lobotomy."

Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."

Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
by Jamie Douglas November 23, 2006
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