Yeetus to the Feetus

Oh No! ur crappy boyfriend didn't cover it up and now ur pregooooo with a baby that you dont want? but don't worry grab your handy dandy friend and let them kick u in the no-no square. oh you don't have friends? don't worry this activity is totally capable to do by yourself. just don't let your conservatives parent know.

"OH MY LORD JACOB DIDNT COVER UP AND KNOW IM FRICKEN PREGNANT"
"come here"
"what are yo-"
*kicks you know where*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks tho, where did you learn how to do that"
"just an old yeetus to the feetus"

by kavjh,d October 28, 2020

yeetus feetus

throwing something at peoples nether region

I will yeetus feetus him tommorow

by dem bois dont know de wae October 8, 2019

fleetus

One to be made fun of by everyone. surname for one to be named falco.

I was walking with Fleetus and threw a snowball at his massive forehead, while making fun of his 27 siblings, going on 28.

by Vasco de Gama April 7, 2005

YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS

Most likely referring to throwing a child named Cleetus so fucking hard he is deleetus.

Guy 1: Hi I have a child named Cleetus
Guy 2: YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: *yeets the child*

by spaghetti_cheetos December 18, 2020

freebush

When one uses the natural means of decapitating on a bush as a means to relieve themselves, as opposed to utilizing the facilities of an indoor plumbing system. Freebushing is an applicable tactic provided the plant of choice is a bush, not a shrub or a tree. A bush. Hence the term "freebush". If you are faced with a critical dilemma and really need to take a dump, but can not distinguish whether or not your plantoilet of choice fits the criteria of a bush, please contact Mr. T-rizzle, the authoritative staff member of the "Bushing for Freedom" association or Mr. Jack Attack, the administrative director -to be assisted through the critical decision.
Thank you,
may you have a good bush.

Hey man, the stall was full, and I didn't wanna double dunk with that French dude, so I had to freebush it. I'm glad it wasn't a rose bush.

by awesome-pawsome bob August 23, 2008

Yeetus Fleetus Self Deletus

it means your gonna end your life but wanna say it a lot more softer to not upset more people

Person 1: Ima commit Yeetus Fleetus self Deletus
Person2:Noo!!!
Person 3:what does that mean?
Person 4:Self deletus
Person 3:WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!

by Alec_Wolfy November 4, 2020

freedus loadus

mammal that free loads off us.

If you look now you can see the freedus loadus in its natural habitat, mooching off the others.

by SONIA BALOGNA June 20, 2007