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Celebrity Freebie

A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.
My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.
by Johna30305 August 2, 2011
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freebie

when you start to get gas, the first 5 or 6 farts that have no odor.
oh my god i hope i haven't used up all my freebies that one could be bad!
by Tutsmom June 8, 2009
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freezie cat

My wife is a freezie cat because she feels like it is cold even when it is not!
by S Bessman April 18, 2015
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freeppie

A hippie who thinks the world is owed to them and they walk around with their hands out looking for free stuff. Taking things that don't belong to them, most likely without asking. But unlike a thief, they just believe if it wasn't being used, no one wanted it. Stuff can be food, clothes, any items that might otherwise make it in the trash. The worlds first human rats.

Might find them in hostels for a night. Campgrounds until thrown out. Usually beach areas(the reason they have laws against camping on most beaches). Didgeridoo or ukulele in hand they come from far and wide to play for anyone who will listen.

most of the time smelling to high heaven even after showering/usually dreadlocks are involved(but not required)
Freeppie: any person walking down the street with no home(without shoes in warmer climates) but unlike a homeless beggar, they have some societal views and lack anti-social behavior. A wanderer of towns and cities across the globe seeking others of the same category. Sometimes traveling in pairs.
by cat mandoo March 31, 2014
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Feeding the Freepers

When a Progressive, Liberal or Democrat posts something incredibly stupid on a "left-wing" message board (such as DemocraticUnderground.com) that the freepers can use as part of a straw man argument to discredit their critics.

Publishing a ridiculous anti-Bush theory that can easily held up for ridicule to discredit the real anti-Bush theories.

Publishing a ridiculous conspiracy theory that casts the legitimate conspiracy theories in a bad light.
"Will you please stop saying that the oil companies caused the Tsunami. That's just plain stupid, and all you are doing is feeding the freepers."
by Iandb1 January 8, 2005
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tweekie freekie deekie

tweek tweeker twacked twackerjack spundacular shardtard shardlard meth S.T.D.'s methamphetamine meth-a-sketch methanite methnstein methadonia methalated crystal methalicious crystal methodist crystal meth white-trash
When a supuderella gets so spun on meth she wants one cock up her ass, one up her pussy, one in her mouth, one in each hand, and five guys standing around stroking their cocks while she yearns to be sprayed all over her face and body by their cum. Spunderfella is the male fucktard so spun on meth who throws caution to the wind and anxiously awaits his turn to stuff his cock into one of the orifices of this particular spunderella.
Mike: "'Yo Dwayne, did you hear about that party in Clantee last night?"

Dwayne: "'Yo dog, that wasn't a party! That was that tore-back tweekasaurus-rex white trash meth hound DeAnne a.k.a. Spunderella get'in tweekie freekie deekie - gang-banged by 10 twacked out spunderfellas".

Mike: "Ohhh nasty!"

Dwayne: "Straight up G! Stay away from those Santee bitches, they probably all have every God forsaken STD known to man and even have created a new strain that even the finger of God himself cannot cure!"
by The Anrkissed May 6, 2008
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Freebie Guy

An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.

This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)

If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.

The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
by TeddyStix December 28, 2014
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