2 definitions by Johna30305

Princess Pan

A female who is suffering from the Peter Pan syndrome (i.e., a girl who refuses to grow up).

The nine signs that you might be a Princess Pan: 1. You're the center of your universe. 2. You're cool. 3. You're uncommitted. 4. You're "over it". 5. You're uncompromising. 6. You love reality shows. 7. You sleep with Peter Pans. 8. You live downtown, or in a loft, or in Portland. 9. You think you're immortal.

by Johna30305 August 19, 2013

Celebrity Freebie

A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.

My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.

by Johna30305 August 2, 2011