Rachel Failing

When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed

Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.

Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010

Fail at Failing

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.

1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof!

Gary: Wow man you fail at failing!

2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test.

Rick: Wow he fails at failing!

by Kamakazai November 11, 2009

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 15, 2008

flailing

This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.

"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."

by Pitgirl March 30, 2008

Flailing Arms Girl

Informal title of the skinny bitch that won't shut up. Given the title Flailing Arms Girl becuase of the lateral swinging motion of her arms when she is ranting. Known for incredible stupidity and being excessively loud. See also Susan

"Man, look at Flailing Arms Girl go, she's dumber than a bag of assholes!"

"Sometimes, hearing the thoughts of others is such a chore, and I'm like, GO AWAY TELEKINESIS!"

by BobbyBill$ November 29, 2004

The Flailing Eli

The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.

Eli performed The Flailing Eli on megan last nite it was swell.

by MyCatHasAIDS February 24, 2011

The Failing Four

The Failing Four - group is idiots that is funny and dumb at the same time

The Failing Four is a memer that live to be funny and scary

The Failing Four member is mostly Minecraft streamer and Nintendo react

Good morning good night of good afternoon base on your time zone, we are playing Minecraft and wait the tittle has The Failing Four in it, whe- where is everyone, oh there they are

Welcome to The Failing Four, we live to be memes and dies by memes

by The Failing Four CO. January 27, 2021