footsterbate

To masturbate with your feet.

I've been stretching recently to be more flexible. Now I can footsterbate.

by awmm July 23, 2016

Forsterd

Becoming incredibly inocent and serious and adopting a slow sensible english voice.

He became forsterd in the head after coming coming back from India.

by crazyhawk November 7, 2005

Foresters Falls

Little town in Canada just west of Ottawa, hometown of Annie's Gas Bar, beware of goblins living on main street.

Wow dude! I just seen a goblin run by Annie's gas bar down in Foresters Falls! I'm thinkin he was butt naked! Forester's Falls is the shit!

by Stelladella December 2, 2011

Forstered

Named after the surname of a good friend's dad who got completely obliterated on his birthday drinking scotch whisky. So wrecked in fact he doesn't drink it anymore! Not only was his balance shit, he couldn't negotiate the stairs and general walking, he had the longest hangover known to any man(so he said).

Gracefully carried on my his son(my friend who is a curry expert of the highest proportions and a petrol head. The son is impartial to the occasional half(social piss head), zombie slaughtering and general madness in the online game of GTA.

"I was out last night and got completely Forstered".

"I wasn't Forstered but I getting there".

"I was Forstered but that curry saved me from a serious Forstering".

by Airport Lad July 21, 2019

forstered

when you splooge all over a girls face, knock her out, bleach her hair, cut it, and place her on a bike. Upon awakening it will appear that she looks like Harvey Forster

Person 1: Bro I got forstered the other day and I was left on a bike in the middle of nowhere. now I look like pitbull
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale

by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 5, 2023

cock forsters

the actual name of an actual suburb of london england

more commonly known to australians as dick beer

this train terminates at cock forsters

by bvvvvt February 4, 2012

Food Forester

A hippy, environmentally friendly food truck run by women that can often be found at gas stations.

Let’s go to the Racetrack and eat at the Food Forester.

Did you get sick last week when we ate at the Food Forester?

by KBatty February 8, 2020