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Fornication Obligation

An obligation to have sex due to pressure or circumstances. One may experience this when a friend is fornicating with their partner and you are alone with a person of the opposite sex your friend "set you up" with.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night

Guy 2: I went over to my bros house and he went to go bang his girl the whole night and I was left alone with my bros girlfriends friend

Guy 1: Was she hot?

Guy 2: Nah not really but we banged anyways.. it was more of a fornication obligation
by Reppin516 July 8, 2014
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fornication

Fancy way of saying fucking. Before marriage.
A: "Excuse me, but but would you like to have fornication?"
B: "Um. Do you just wanna fuck?"
A: "Um. Yeah."
by K i A February 12, 2005
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forensicator

A practitioner and/or student of the computer forensic and digital investigation science. One who actively digs though digital data to find electronic evidence.

A digital investigator Jedi.
Steve: "Did you hear about Bob? He got arrested for child porn on his computer."

Dave: "Yup - can't hide from a good forensicator!"

Mike: "I can't figure out how my network was compromised! Is it a hack, APT or insider threat?!?"

Bill: "I dunno dude - you better hire a forensicator."

Lawyer 1: "Why can't I just drag and drop the files needed for discovery?"

Lawyer 2: "It's not court admissible! You need all the meta data and hash checks - better get a forensicator."
by douglasbrush May 29, 2010
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Fornacatorium

"A van, usually mid 80s, complete with a hideous mural on the side, carpet, a nasty bed, and a very geeky driver.  May have a bumpersicker that states. "If this van is a rockin', don't come a knockin."
Joe : "Dude I got a new fornacatorium last weekend." Dave: "Dude, that's just some crappy old van with an ugly painting on the side."
by Zven January 30, 2009
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Fornicatastrophe

(for/nik/a/tast/trophy)
During fornication an event that ranges from extreme misfortune to utter ruin; absolute failure associated with fornication. also applies to situations immediately preceding or following fornication.
kyle was anal fucking his girlfriend on the couch at her parents house. A fornicatastrophe occured when he pulled out, because she shit all over the clean white couch. Her parents returned 2 hours later.
by Georgian February 22, 2009
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fornicating

We had a great fornicating session. She showed me her pussy and I just slammed that shit.
by Zo101 February 12, 2014
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fornicate

Upper class fuckery, or more especially, a word designed to roll off the tongues of royalty....
"My dear Queen, whist the blacksmith fucks the maid, shall we retire to the royal fornication chamber?"
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
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