Forgged

The term used when a man misses on re-entry during intercourse and bends his penis in half

"You ever miss when you're having sex and just end up bending your dick in half? "
"-Yeah, you forgged it, sounds unpleasant, feels unpleasant."
"Forgged your shit"

by Ptheves November 1, 2023

Text forgery

When someone texts another person pretending to be you, regardless of who's phone it is.

Jenny used text forgery to be Tom and sent the text to his dad.

by Honestlyno August 22, 2014

flaccid fogger

When you have cum on your flaccid penis from a recent wank and insert it into the ear of your partner using a toothpick.

Oi Leon I heard Freddie did a flaccid fogger in Eddies ear!

by Flaccidboi23 August 15, 2018

huff a fogger

having a smoke

i'm just going to go huff a fogger

or
I'm just going to go stand by that hill and huff a casual fogger

by deemcbee16 May 8, 2011

Iron poggers lagoon Foggers

A word overused to describe a mister on the Iron Dragon roller coaster

G: those iron poggers lagoon foggers were going today

Man: sure

by A man ous July 27, 2022

hallway frogger

(n.) The game that is played when one meets a large group of people that are walking towards you as you walk towards them. One must dodge, dip, maneuver, and elude to attempt to not walk into others, as knocking into someone else will lead to dirty looks.

It's similar to zombie maneuvering, but is generally less post-apocolyptic.

Dude, between third and fourth period, I was totally hallway froggering when trying to get into the library.

*realizes some serious hallway froggering will begin* I had a feeling it would end this way.

by pseudonym1234567821 December 5, 2011

Frogger

n. An aggressive freeway driver who jumps from lane to lane, hoping to shave precious seconds off their commute, and who is likely to be crushed by a truck someday. They can also be spotted following dangerously close behind other vehicles when there is no room to pass.

The Frogger cut off dozens of drivers on his way to work, saving a whopping 2 minutes. Later, he was hit by lightning and nobody cried.

by McDarwin October 28, 2009