McDarwin's definitions

Frogger

n. An aggressive freeway driver who jumps from lane to lane, hoping to shave precious seconds off their commute, and who is likely to be crushed by a truck someday. They can also be spotted following dangerously close behind other vehicles when there is no room to pass.

The Frogger cut off dozens of drivers on his way to work, saving a whopping 2 minutes. Later, he was hit by lightning and nobody cried.

by McDarwin October 28, 2009