Freedom Fondle

The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.

Tom- I feel so patriotic today, I received a Freedom Fondle at the airport today.
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!

by Fruitfulfourths November 21, 2010

ball fondler

A questionable males sexuality or a homosexual.

1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."

Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"

2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."

by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007

drunken fondle

when you drunkenly fondle parts of partners/friends/strangers body that you would otherwise not if sober (and enjoy it not because you want them, but simply because alcohol has made you horny and antsy)

OR or allow partners/friends/strangers to fondle you after atleast one party has consumed a mass amount of alcohol.

friend1: oh no! i think i rubbed bob's man parts last night

friend2: it's ok, drunken fondles between friends are great!

bob: damn straight they are.

by hellosally June 11, 2006

fondle fuck

A form of sex when two (or more) people fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e. fucking).

Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.

Alternative to making out.

Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.

by ImSpartacus September 15, 2007

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

Foodler

1. The path to salvation. 2. The purest form of convenience and satisfaction imaginable. 3. A website that compiles the websites of restaurants, drugstores, and other businesses, thereby simplifying the process of submitting orders for delivery and take-out. 4. Going from "no food" to "food" in about 30 minutes. 5. Better than make-up sex. 6. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. breakfast, lunch, and dinner; etc.

"Alyssa, clean your room!"

"Not now, mom-dragon! I'm eating my FOODLER!!!"

by Comstock Ford January 16, 2009

Foodlegurd

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.

''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."

by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009