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atomic flush

Usually in a work place or school, Children/Adults get together and go to the bathrooms, and flush the toilets simultaneously
Cop: So How did the Pipes blow up?
Plumber: Some Nuckle head Kids did the Atomic Flush
by Marblealmond56 June 7, 2018
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self-flusher

That turd you do that's so heavy it disappears round the u-bend under its own gravity without you having to flush it.
Antonym of unflushable
Kevin's 6 pound self-flusher landed so loudly in the pan the splash woke his deaf grandma.
by king of turds October 23, 2008
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Four Flusher

Bragging, boasting, and empty promise.

From 19th c. poker players - someone who is claiming to have a five card flush, when actuality they only have four cards. NOT someone who is so full of shit that you need four flushes to send them down the toilet.
In the movie "The Great Waldo Pepper" Robert Redford's character was exposed as a "Four Flusher" for claiming to have fought a German WWI ace, when he actually had not.
by Godzilla1960 May 25, 2014
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A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.
“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
by Capt. Chunkstyle June 5, 2006
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flashaholic

Somebody who is really addicted to flashlights.

A typical flashaholic might have dozens of them; hardcore flashaholics might have hundreds or (in one documented case) close to 1,500 of the bright little suckers!!!
The word was coined a number of years ago on a BBS about flashlights.
Hey Josh!
Did you hear that Craig is a true flashaholic, with 1,497 flashlights, lasers, and other assorted things that flash, blink, or otherwise emit EM radiation in the range of 380nm to 780nm?
What a kick in the head!!!
by Telephony January 13, 2011
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Flushin' Roulette

The dilemma faced when walking into the only available public toilet stall to see that is full of crap and paper and could quickly turn into a messy overflow if flushed.
I ran into the office bathroom, happy to see one of the stalls open, only to be forced into a game of "Flushin' Roulette" because of the clogged mess left behind from the previous guest. I closed my eyes and pushed the handle and was relieved to have "dodged the bullet" when it didn't overflow.
by brownderby May 13, 2011
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flushnsniff

The art of flushing a urinal or stall at the exact same time as doing a bump of blow so that the bathroom neighbors have no idea.
Yo man the bathroom was crowded, I just pretended to piss, and with my free hands I pulled the ol flushnsniff!
by dirdam51 February 10, 2021
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