Fumping

When someone farts on a dick while butt fucking

Stop fumping on my dick

by SlappinNutz April 22, 2011

Flumpino

A gentleman of overt & flamboyant homosexuality

1) I suspected that the chap behind me was a closet flumpino
2) You silly flumpino
3) If women keep rejecting my advances, I shall have no option but to become a flumpino

by James Ricardo January 20, 2004

frumping

(verb) A sexual act performed by two persons with a combined weight of over 400 pounds.

"Did you hear Andrew frumping that chick he met at ATO last night?"
"Ya shit was nasty, I was afraid the bed would break"

by 215man September 10, 2009

flurking

The act of fucking with someone's head and using flirtation as the weapon of choice. A deadly weapon when used by hot girls over unsuspecting men.

" Flirting + Fucking = Flurking"

Lolita, the KGB spy began flurking with Scott to get information about the Odessa files. He was doomed.

by J & B Minor March 27, 2010

Fumping

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP

Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!

by GSB55 June 27, 2009

flupping

(slang, exclamation) alternative word for f**king swear word! Adds emphasis to an exclamation or remark but without the offence.

"Oh, flupping heck!" "What the flup?!" "... course he flupping did!"

by A Princess August 12, 2009

flumping

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.

The flumping king flumped me last night.

by Matthew Cook October 1, 2005