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forensic sweep

An activity performed after sex with someone to prevent your bf/gf or other partner(s) from finding out. The idea is to remove all forms of physical and circumstantial evidence that could arouse suspiscion or guilt.

These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
Jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.
by Dmeister669 January 19, 2009
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forensicist

An individual that works in one of the many fields of forensics.
The forensicist produced the evidence against the defendant.
by TheForensicist March 2, 2011
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forensic entomology

A science using bugs and insects, as well as by extension their eggs and larvae development, to forrnsically analyze a crime scene
Since I'm a history major, I'm not an expert in forensic entomology
by Sexydimma March 26, 2017
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Forensic

I don't know what this means but it sounds pretty scientifical.
Iam "She was training to be a forensic investigator... So that's why no evidence..."

Hym "So I guess dumb whore was a bit of a misnomer. Should have went with 'disgusting whore'. That one seems to bother her more."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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CP Forensics

It is a common highschool class(Also reffered to as AP, H, or College Level because of the large amount of work and involved tests)where each lab is worth half of the lab grade and the random assignment stapled to the back is worth the other half. Although it is on par with most AP courses in difficulty, you do only get CP credit. The class will not be continued any more.
Person one: Hey can you go to the movies?
Cp Forensics Student: No i have three tests and a lab due tommarow.
Person two: Isn't that a CP course?
Cp Forensics Student: Yeah......
by GREGOIR NEWTONS June 8, 2010
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Forensics Fox

A meme (like LOL cat) that pertains to people who are in speech or debate. Often have funny sayings that make fun of the flaws of speech and debate. But is now over run with fools who use it to harass other debaters.
Forensics Fox: "Wait all weekend for ballots, can't read handwriting"

Debate Girl: So true!
by FHSDebate February 24, 2012
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Forensic Chemist

Someone who sucks out the souls of small children on sunday evenings. Usually derives pleasure from taking away the social life of teenagers and kicking puppies.
Man, sometimes my parents can be such forensic chemists.
by [bitterpartyofone] March 22, 2009
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