stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

sexually flustered

When you try to masturbate and you can't cum but you really need to.

Craig was feeling sexually flustered so he asked Erin to cum over and help him.

by 55cutiepie October 23, 2017

Betty Floored

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.

X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.

by Melloro January 7, 2011

fluttered

That moment you realize you're not on Earth anymore

Synonomns: fried,high,fucked up, dummy, stuck, and faded.

Jimmy just hit the blunt, then he ripped a dab and realized he was fluttered.

by 420bonghits4jesus March 17, 2016

flittered

overly excited, in a very gay way

Brian got flittered when Drew gave him a hug.

by BrianJ28 May 24, 2006

finger flustered

While replying to text message you become flustered due to content and suddenly reply prematurely.

The rich exchange of text began on a day when I had begun to reply with something quick witted and sexy. The arousing content flustered me so that I sent it prematurely and coined the phrase "finger flustered"

by Holly Backwards March 27, 2008

Floored

to be in such a state of intoxication its hard to do anything more then lie on the floor
this word came to be from me and Bad C Colts being bored so we decided to make our own words up

M D To The Mutherfuckin MC:dude what happened last night
Bad C COlts:dude u did so much shit you were floored motherfucker

by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004