fathead

a person with the biggest head in the world

Rene your such a fathead

by fatheadlover September 12, 2003

floated

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High

Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!

by aka GOD February 19, 2005

Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019

floorhead

When headdesk just won't cut it.

A: I just shoved a pencil up my nose.
B: My sensibility cannot comprehend failure of this magnitude. *floorhead*

by MoronSonOfBoron October 10, 2008

floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

Fathead

Used to describe someone that is annoying or does something annoying.

Person: I bought you twizzlers but then I ate them..
Me: You’re such a fathead!

by the lightskin from degeneres? February 5, 2019

floated car

To rent a car

John has a floated car from the Car Dealer

by Manrajsinghsekhon November 4, 2019