futurbate

The act of stimulating oneself to the point of orgasm whilst imagining the future, mature appearance of an unfortunately under-aged hottie.

Why should I have to wait 3 years to masturbate to an 18 year old Selena Gomez when I can futurbate to her right now?

by Time Traveling Masturbator March 18, 2011

Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

by Seuse November 29, 2003

fasturbate

the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"

"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."

by CasimirdaGreat October 28, 2012

flashturbate

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty

" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

flatsturbate

when you fart while masturbating

I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure

by Faceless Alison September 12, 2016

Fapturbate

Masturbating in a way that where your hand slaps and or slapping your scrotum while stroking down to make a smacking noise.

My friend and I had a fapturbating contest we wanted to see who could do it louder before teachers outside the bathroom could hear us. When we fapturbate our scrotums get so red from the smacking.

by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018

Flacurbager

When one is so flaccid their penis falls off.

My husband is flacurbager.

by Jeff MacAger May 5, 2022