flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered

Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.

by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012

Fapster

A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.

<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster

by Bacon_Lover September 25, 2011

Flopster

A person who is gay or annoying in any way.

"My teacher gives me homework every day."
"Wow, he sounds like a real flopster."

by The Un-Flopster March 15, 2009

fapster

A fapster is a fapper and hipster; someone who loves nerd stuff but eats vegan and is way smarter/more intellectual than you.

That guy on the apple commercials, not the PC one, he seems like a real fapster.

by HotKarlito August 18, 2008

flopster

Flopster implies the situation in your conversation in rad or awesome.

Guy #1: Yea man i totally just got my computer back....
Guy #2: Woah man thats totally Flopster!

by Cooper Ferris January 9, 2008

flaster

To jerk off at a very fast rate

Oh man I flaster so hard to good porn next thing I know I'm already cumming

by Rko August 21, 2015

Flaustered

Pissed off
One step away from...
About to kill EVERYONE!

As Largo Everett said "The capital of agitated breaks through being flustered into a vine of pure menace hatred and violence. Bitch break yo dick; get flaustered!"

"I got so flaustered after they all caught me masturbating, I just pulled the pin"

"Everytime I get flaustered, I just choke 'em purple"

"I got him a little flaustered sooooo.... I'm gonna need stitches all up my asz"

by Vetical (H) February 15, 2012