When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.
The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.
by Fister Fanatic October 7, 2011
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by Password.1 October 23, 2022
Get the FilsterLFO mug.The kid who sits in the front of the class wears glasses and is the stereotypical teacher's pet. He is known to tattle tale on someone for even the slightest thing. They are this way because of their parental upbringing (mostly goodie 2 shoes bible thumpers).finsterwalds are mostly known to go nowhere in social activities and settings. They are usually the known targets of kyles, erics, and jakes who are most likely to get their head dunked in the toilet. They usually go by timothy, Eli, jonah, Simmon, or Christopher.
Guy 1 Dude johns kid Chris is so fucking annoying!!
guy 2 yeah he told eric for a prank the other day that he will likely get a swirly lol!!
guy 1 yeah he told on kyle the other day doing wheelies on his dirtbike
guy 2 yeah he's such a little finsterwald!!!!
guy 2 yeah he told eric for a prank the other day that he will likely get a swirly lol!!
guy 1 yeah he told on kyle the other day doing wheelies on his dirtbike
guy 2 yeah he's such a little finsterwald!!!!
by rayjay91 March 21, 2023
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