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Finessed

When one person sweet talks or verbally lures another person into a particular situation or action that he or she would not normally be in. A situation that only benefits the finesser.
“She has money but finessed me into paying for her food.”

“Having money, but crying to your friend that you are going through hardship, then getting them to offer you their money”
by NellyGk November 24, 2017
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New Year's fitness plan

(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):

a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:

boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.

boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.

boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.

boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?

boy 1) yup just about right.
by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2012
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Planet Fitness

A place where obese people can go and work out , eat pizza , and not feel guilty about bragging about going to a gym yet seeing 0 results . This "gym" is basically the Wal Mart of gyms.
"Phew my 10 min walk was pretty intense, good thing there is pizza here at Planet Fitness to replenish my fat and carbohydrates ... "
by GYMrat July 24, 2012
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fitnessgram pacer test

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by kilroy22 December 21, 2016
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the fitness gram pacer test

imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse
Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves
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finessed

Street word meaning to make a profit off of someone by fooling them to buy something that is low quality or not real. This can be a good thing if your the finesser.
Man that nigga @cbjo_o finessed me with these fake ass jordans
by cbj11 January 2, 2014
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Finesse

To steal or to take in a very sneaky manner
I’m bout to finesse all yo shit
by Flycbmiff February 3, 2018
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