i fisted your mother

possibly one of the most impressive yet stupid combacks of all time. not much u can say to "i fisted your mother."

john:you are such a lame ass

dave:yea well i fisted your mother.
*proceedes to smell fist*

by acooley May 12, 2008

dry fisted

When you are fucked over so bad it is equal to having a fist rammed up your ass with no lube.

i really got dry fisted at school today.

by Youngsandwitch November 24, 2015

Jupiter Fisted

Fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die.

Erin: "I got Jupiter fisted last night, I almost died"

Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"

by pvilleslut November 12, 2013

Crisco Fisted

Made by Tim Green of Rock town IL.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.

A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco

To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.

man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"

past tense

I Crisco Fisted that hoe

future tense

I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.

by V and G September 27, 2009

Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009

double fisted piledriver

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.

Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?

A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.

she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.

by listypoos September 24, 2004

double fisted cuddle

When you strangle someone with both hands.

I remember the days when Marty used to make the motion of strangling someone on the dock. Oh, you mean the double fisted cuddle? That's a Marty classic.

by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms September 14, 2018